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SourDragon, sourdragon@lemmy.world

Instance: lemmy.world
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Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!

Or don’t. That works too.

I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®

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Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.

Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.

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reply to: Furryosa spots a greeble. in cats@lemmy.world

It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.

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reply to: "Better name" (3 images) in 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

“What’s your name, kid?”

“Steve.”

“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”

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reply to: All day erryday in ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Stoner problems

Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable

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reply to: Which is it, bub? in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.

Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.

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reply to: Hell yeah. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲

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reply to: I, too, would like to go back to simpler times. in memes@lemmy.world
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I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like

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reply to: Furryosa spots a greeble. in cats@lemmy.world

YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?

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reply to: We hate him no matter who he represents. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔

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reply to: We hate him no matter who he represents. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔

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reply to: Hell yeah. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Damn, I need to start going to my library more often

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reply to: Who could have known that you could turn an entire planet into a gas chamber? in Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)

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reply to: [deleted post] in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍

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reply to: [deleted post] in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲

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Rat #3 gets employee of the month for following the rules

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reply to: How criminals are taking down Flock cameras in privacy@lemmy.ca
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Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.

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reply to: tesseract in memes@lemmy.world

So YOU’RE the shooter!

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reply to: 2meirl4irl in 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Gotta tell the “funny” stories yourself before your bigoted family members do it first

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reply to: Do women actually enjoy sex? edit: Am a woman, and just curious. in No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world

Trans or cis?

This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.

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reply to: "You don't remember me do you?" is one of the most embarrassing things to hea... in Showerthoughts@lemmy.world

I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.

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reply to: [deleted post] in Political Memes@lemmy.world
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Wait, so I’m not white? Looks confusedly at my skin Oh, nevermind. I’m a dragon 🐲

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reply to: manul in manul@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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It looks like they’re hacking up the @ like a cartoonish hairball

Also, manul

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reply to: Me_irl in me_irl@lemmy.world

So you’re a husky then, you dramatic bitch (I have the species right, but might have the gender wrong. My apologies if you are not a woman, op)

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reply to: She's judging me for playing dnd in cats@lemmy.world

She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking

Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too

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reply to: Badge of Honor in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Dragon taking notes on her observations of the comment section 📜✍️🐲 “This explains nothing but screw context!”

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reply to: We dont do those things in Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world

Well not far off though

Do you have any credible sources to back up your observation?

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reply to: RULE in 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

With a cactus, sideways

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reply to: Tsk tsk tsk in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Heat is a good sanitiser. My fire is probably hot enough to get rid of any infections that kid has. Might burn up the kid too though, but antivaxxers are always willing to try anything that both isn’t actual medicine and is bad for their kid.

So here, kid. Let doctor dragon heal ya. 👦🔥🐲

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reply to: Such an honour in Trippin' Through Time@lemmy.ca

Hell yeah! I do love me some garbage that has yet to enter a landfill!

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