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SourDragon, sourdragon@lemmy.world
Instance: lemmy.world
Joined: 1 week ago
Posts: 1
Comments: 41
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
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Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
Posts and Comments by SourDragon, sourdragon@lemmy.world
Comments by SourDragon, sourdragon@lemmy.world
Dad JokesEncore! Encore! 👏🐲
Memes@lemmy.ml
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
RPGMemes
Memes
cats@lemmy.world
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Stoner problems
Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
memesI was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
cats@lemmy.world
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
So disrespectful, some people. Right?
Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
Lefty MemesThe dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)
Political MemesSo you’ve just given up on life? 😟
Orange Octagonal Polygon
Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍
Whoops! My bad!
My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.
Hell yeah, my trans queen!
So YOU’RE the shooter!
Gotta tell the “funny” stories yourself before your bigoted family members do it first
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.
I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
Wait, so I’m not white? Looks confusedly at my skin Oh, nevermind. I’m a dragon 🐲
It looks like they’re hacking up the @ like a cartoonish hairball
Also, manul
So you’re a husky then, you dramatic bitch (I have the species right, but might have the gender wrong. My apologies if you are not a woman, op)
She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking
Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
Dragon taking notes on her observations of the comment section 📜✍️🐲 “This explains nothing but screw context!”
Do you have any credible sources to back up your observation?
Rat #3 gets employee of the month for following the rules
With a cactus, sideways
Amen to that 🙌