There was a young whore from Kilkenny,
Who charged for two fucks just a penny.
For half of that sum,
You could bugger her bum,
An economy practised by many.
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass āyouāre a tight āunā,
She said āBless my soul,
But youāre in the wrong hole,
And thereās plenty of room in the right āunā
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As youād possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
Heād rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.
I just took a break from reading a book because I just fijished a lengthy sex scene with anal, and I wanted a change of pace ā¦ so I open up Lemmy and what do I see?
(For anyone wondering, the book is called The Three ā¦ itās very good so far ā¦)
Climate change is a direct result of the free market. Corpo asshats couldnāt give a fuck less about climate change because they know they wonāt live to see the worst of it. All they care about is market growth, their bonuses, and their ego. The market clearly cannot be trusted to regulate itself therefore it must be the government and also we the people to hold them accountable. Now, if there was just a system of government where we donāt compete with each other and corporate dominions for capital than climate change would be a non-issue. I wonder if anyone has ever thought of a solution to this problem.
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Finally an actually moving and relatable poem.
Very moving
There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass āyouāre a tight āunā,
She said āBless my soul,
But youāre in the wrong hole,
And thereās plenty of room in the right āunā
Beautiful š„¹
There once was a man from Nantucket
whoās cock was so long he could suck it
With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin
And said, āif my ear were a removed I could fuck itā
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As youād possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
Thereās always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
Heād rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.
Moved me to tears
Use lube next time.
Poetry is so romantic
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iād give you head
But Iām sick
I shouldnāt have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption..
It was going to rhyme but I aināt got all day
I wanna check out more by this writer
A modern classic
Pfft. It doesnāt even rhyme
It should be a crime.
Refridgerator
I āardley knew āer!
Iām all outta limes
A fork with three tines.
Iām through with taking falls. And bouncing off the walls. Without that gun, Iād have some fun. Iād kick you in theā¦
Human poetry isā¦confusing š¤āš²
Have you heard any Vogon poetry?
Please, no!
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*sigh*
I just took a break from reading a book because I just fijished a lengthy sex scene with anal, and I wanted a change of pace ā¦ so I open up Lemmy and what do I see?
(For anyone wondering, the book is called The Three ā¦ itās very good so far ā¦)
Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good olā donut glazing.
No punctuation, all seasoning
I like poetry by Garyā¦
This is poetry. Oh well - it actually is :D
The abolition of capitalism will save the pollar bears and our species as well.
how?
Climate change is a direct result of the free market. Corpo asshats couldnāt give a fuck less about climate change because they know they wonāt live to see the worst of it. All they care about is market growth, their bonuses, and their ego. The market clearly cannot be trusted to regulate itself therefore it must be the government and also we the people to hold them accountable. Now, if there was just a system of government where we donāt compete with each other and corporate dominions for capital than climate change would be a non-issue. I wonder if anyone has ever thought of a solution to this problem.