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I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason




The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

  1. Hear drone
  2. Hide for 8 minutes
  3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ’Nord Loneliness Epidemic’





How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

  1. Open bikini
  2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
  3. Open fridge
  4. Remove elephant from fridge
  5. Insert elephant into bikini
  6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”


I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi


Jerry: She literally said, “life is like a box of chocolates”?
George: Yes, she said, “you never know what you’re gonna get."
Jerry: “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them…
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you’re getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across Manhattan. And that’s what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.



The only correct response to political pressure from the USA is stronger resistance



Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢



Meanwhile her face is ‘WTF is this thing?!’



Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut


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I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason




The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

  1. Hear drone
  2. Hide for 8 minutes
  3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ’Nord Loneliness Epidemic’





How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

  1. Open bikini
  2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
  3. Open fridge
  4. Remove elephant from fridge
  5. Insert elephant into bikini
  6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”


I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi


Jerry: She literally said, “life is like a box of chocolates”?
George: Yes, she said, “you never know what you’re gonna get."
Jerry: “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them…
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you’re getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across Manhattan. And that’s what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.



The only correct response to political pressure from the USA is stronger resistance



Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢



Meanwhile her face is ‘WTF is this thing?!’



Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut