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Just replace “in” with “into” and the wrestling makes perfect sense.
A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park
That didn’t help at all.
Took me a sec to get this one.
Me too. The brain sees what it wants to see.
It’s city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.
Manatees can, womanatees cannot
Maybe that was what the wrestling was about? She was trying to force the manatee to be more modest by making them wear a bikini?
I don’t want to hear anyone say there’s no such thing as the perfect woman.
I mean, of course. That’s why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today…..
So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?
It’s illegal to touch the manatee. They’re about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don’t move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.
I’m guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.
Meme was cut short.
“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini? And is it single?”
That’s my wife you asshole.
Riker would definitely not ask about singleness status 🤣
It’s quite simple actually.
How do you get an elephant into a bikini?
*fridge left open reminder beep*
Are they sure the manatee wasn’t just a Florida woman?
I’m so glad I can still spot AI generated faces (No, not Riker lol). It’s getting harder though.
You don’t even have to recognize AI faces. If it’s a mugshot with a wacky title, it’s fake.
The title is real(ish) but the lady was middle aged and I don’t believe mugshots were published.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/st-petersburg-woman-accused-of-riding-manatee-arrested/1263076/
I’m just really disappointed they didn’t include an AI-generated video. Low-effort spam!
Oh, the huge manatee!
“How the elephant got in my pajamas, I’ll never know”
When you’re a star, they let you do it.
How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That’s why they were wrestling with it.
At least she knows how to have a good time.
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Just replace “in” with “into” and the wrestling makes perfect sense.
A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park
That didn’t help at all.
Took me a sec to get this one.
Me too. The brain sees what it wants to see.
It’s city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.
Manatees can, womanatees cannot
Maybe that was what the wrestling was about? She was trying to force the manatee to be more modest by making them wear a bikini?
I don’t want to hear anyone say there’s no such thing as the perfect woman.
I mean, of course. That’s why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today…..
So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?
It’s illegal to touch the manatee. They’re about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don’t move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.
I’m guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.
Meme was cut short.
“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”
That’s my wife you asshole.
Riker would definitely not ask about singleness status 🤣
It’s quite simple actually.
How do you get an elephant into a bikini?
*fridge left open reminder beep*
Are they sure the manatee wasn’t just a Florida woman?
I’m so glad I can still spot AI generated faces (No, not Riker lol). It’s getting harder though.
You don’t even have to recognize AI faces. If it’s a mugshot with a wacky title, it’s fake.
The title is real(ish) but the lady was middle aged and I don’t believe mugshots were published.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/st-petersburg-woman-accused-of-riding-manatee-arrested/1263076/
I’m just really disappointed they didn’t include an AI-generated video. Low-effort spam!
Oh, the huge manatee!
“How the elephant got in my pajamas, I’ll never know”
When you’re a star, they let you do it.
How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That’s why they were wrestling with it.
At least she knows how to have a good time.
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