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MOON TARP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE. - WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON. - 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP. - 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION: BLACKER THAN TAR OIL. - 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH. I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN —> IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR <— IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED
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All the moon cheese mines have been exhausted in the 2004 great moon cheese eating, so I don’t see how they would be relevant

What about new, undiscovered deep well cheese? We could build new mines. Would this affect these mines?

The lemmings yearn for the cheese mines. Anyway, yes such mining efforts would likely be rendered impossible, however it is predicted that humanity will be able to access the frozen cheese on mars in a few years, leading to an era of great prosperity and great cheese

Are you unbiased in this matter despite your connections to big cheddar? I prefer moon gouda.

As the Marquis de Camembert once said: “Shut your gouda ass up”







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