fuck the moon

It's finally happening

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MOON TARP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE. - WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON. - 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP. - 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION: BLACKER THAN TAR OIL. - 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH. I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN —> IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR <— IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED
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