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RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes
databenderRobert F. Kennedy to host cooking show with focus on inexpensive meals
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FuglyDucki wonder how many of his recipes include roadkill?
inexpensive doesn’t mean good. or healthy. or even safe.
Zier“On today’s show, Sun Dried Sauerkraut with Spicy Racoon Penis. And later, Chocolate Covered Yard Snake for dessert.”
in his croaky ass voice “OK so I’ve cut this whale’s head off down at the beach a few states over and drove it straight home on the roof of my car just so show you how healthy raw and rotting whale flesh is somehow good for you”
Is this “not the onion” because sauerkraut is actually made of cabbage? /s
In all seriousness, I applaud the move. Sauerkraut and home cooking are both laudable initiatives, and whatever keeps him away from all of his usual bullshit can only be a good thing.
Be careful Mr Secretary.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-reminded-not-to-microwave-himself-in-office-kitchen/
FINALLY! Everyone said this Administration HATED the Working Class by SUFFOCATING the Working Class in RISING Costs and LOWERED Wages but this proves OTHERWISE!
-Free Thinkers!
fyzzlefry
Sidyctism II.Get the fuck away from our Kraut, Kennedy or i will be real Sauer soon
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I love sauerkraut. I’d rather get kicked in the balls than hear his voice.
Sauerkraut/kimchee is a weird cheat code that doctors don’t really understand…
Like, it’s basically “free” salt. Germans and Koreans both consume way too much salt and should have a bunch of heart issues due to it as populations…
But they don’t.
It’s nothing genetic, nothing lifestyle related, it’s just that most of their salt is on a bunch of cabbage and for some reason that makes it ok.
Probably better off just eating cabbage or any leafy vegetable though, it’s weird how much people oppose salads yet claim they can’t lose weight.
But sauerkraut/kimchee is way more palatable and apparently the salt doesn’t matter.
Salt really doesn’t matter if you’re both properly hydrated, and get significant amounts of potassium. Bonus if you sweat frequently from exercise
I make my own sauerkraut and it’s about 1 tblsp per lb of cabbage. Which honestly isn’t too bad compared to other UPFs
Ah, and those hamburgers and fries are all salt free for some reason?
What?!
Like, what the fuck are you even talking about?
Who the fuck would look or listen to this shuffling zombie of a person and think he knows anything about how to be healthy?
Americans
He’s got so much time… not much to do when you stop you know providing life saving health data to other countries. Recipes should be good, though.
You do you, Jr. You are good at looking in the mirror.
What the fuck?
Mmm yes, severed whale head on a bed of Sauerkraut.
I’m personally we waiting for the pickled raccoon penises.
@databender His first recipe:
Sauerkraut and and dead racoon penises on rye!
He’s against carbs and grains though; I’m envisioning some sort of worm-racoon penis kabob, maybe sauerkraut on the side?
Ah yes, a Racuben
Really rubbing the sauerkraut in the wound there
Now! With much more testosterone!!!