RetroFedRestroom Spiderman - Deathbulge
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Just do one of these
You’re telling me the Spider Sense doesn’t go off for pee getting on yourself?
I don’t think it really works well when he’s in a relaxing piss sesh.
Spider-Man.
#RespectTheHyphen
I can’t believe I’m asking this: do superheroes with super strength get enhancements to all their muscles? Which would mean this is less of an issue?
Actually, would that extend to bowel muscles so they never get constipated due to the pressure they can exert?
What the hell is this post doing to my brain?
No worries, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this. I got you.
They do get strength enhancements to all their muscles, but the pee-out and hold-pee muscles stay in sync so there’s still some dribble. Unfortunately there’s nothing new to balance that accidental firing of the now super strong shart muscle, so after around 40 every male superhero power blasts shit almost every time they finish taking a leak.
The sphincters (yes plural) would also be stronger so they could hold much higher pressure of farts/sharts for longer. They’d be able to find a toilet.
Especially the ones with x-ray vision.
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He has a spider’s strength. How strong are spiders’ bladder muscles?
Truly the worst thing that’s ever happened to Spider-Man.
I mean you just lean back slightly. Easily avoided.
Go see a doctor, Parker.
Do spiders have any unique advantages/disadvantages against kidney stones?
Well they don’t have kidneys for a start…
Just do the limbo, Spiderman!
Would spider senses make him dodge this situation?
Spiderman spiderman 🎶
Don’t worry Parker, it tastes better the second time around.
That’s why he wears a full body suit
I think the text boxes are in reverse order.
edit My bad, wrong sub.