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Lick your way to victory with the Mouth Pad, a Bluetooth device that lets you control your PC with just your tongue
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This is how gamers become competitive in the dating scene! /s
What a cunning design
Dude, bravo. 👏🥁 Expert level pun. 🙇♂️
Don’t patronise me, sometimes fruit hangs low for a reason!
I’ll patronize you. What’s your store front?
No patronizing. I loved it.
What the hell? Sorry, as a terminally online sorry sack of shit I’ve been trained to see emoticons purely as code for sarcasm.
Sorry, I’m a millennial who grew up with emoticons B-), so when emoji came along 😎, I’ve loved using them every since. But I realize among most crowds they can come across as not very serious, lol. If you know me, all my emoji make perfect sense. 😅
I’m old too, how did you get this far without the crutch of irony?
This would be a good disability aid for quadriplegic, or a bilateral nubbie.
That was my first thought: an accessibility tool.
New tinder profile requirement. What’s your osu! rank using only the mouth pad.
Cant wait to watch someone beat Elden Ring with this
Ok this is obviously ridiculous but your tongue is actually really dextrous so it might be functional, if complete absurd.
As the subtitle reads, this is accessibility tech and very obviously pretty useful for people who can’t use neither hands nor feet for that.
My point was not well communicated: I was joking that this tech, which is already perfectly useful, might actually turn out to be more accurate for gamers despite the idea of using this device without a need being apparently absurdist, because our tongues are much more dextrous than people realize.
As babies we put everything in our mouths. Your tongue knows what everything would feel like. For large parts of human history it was normal to put an unknown object in your mouth to investigate it (the species eventually caught on that this is dangerous).
It was a poorly worded joke about tongues
Only with a lot of practice. This tool would be pretty clumsy when you first got it, although it could become extremely useful after a lot of practice with it.
*completely
Nahh, I think I will just keep my tongue where it belongs
inside my bf
since all the good jokes have already been made, I’ll just point out that this reminds me of the “phone” interface described in William Gibson “jackpot” series.
When I first looked at the Steam Deck, I thought for sure the track pads would be terrible. I expected them to be uncomfortable and clunky and horrible to use for any extended period of time, only useful for getting through some launchers on or doing some quick configuration. I expected to use an external mouse or the touch screen for any serious mousing.
I eventually bought it and was completely wrong. The first game I played fully on the Deck was a tower defense game called Dinosaurs Go Home! (I had gotten it in a Humble Bundle). It was pretty much entirely played using the right track pad, and it was fantastic. Sometimes for FPS’s I’ll even use the right stick as a coarse control and the right track pad as a fine control. When I play emulators, the track pads are radial menus to control save states and emulation speed.
All this to say- I know this looks ridiculous, but I have learned to not make such assumptions. This could totally be useful for a lot of applications. Heck, sometimes at work it gets really annoying to keep moving my right hand between my mouse and the keyboard, and this would eliminate that.