Man or Bear 🥩

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Man or Bear 🥩

I chose bear 🐻

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Still better than well done with ketchup.

That was how I preferred my steak as a kid, with the addition of a bunch of paprika mixed in to the ketchup. Not because it was at all good, mind, but because I have always hated the flavor and texture of steak, my father loves it and would make it often when I was growing up, and doing that makes it not taste like steak anymore.


Gatekeeping!!!! /s



Meat cooked in berry sauce is good, if done right

Yep! Before I went veggie I used to love IKEA meatballs with the fruit sauce. Because I have classy, upmarket tastes

TIL that IKEA has food.

IKEA meatballs are an icon





Why choose? With Grindr, you can get both!


Bears, otters, and possibly other types of woodland critters.



Always choose bear

This’s anti-twink propaganda


So….a popular recipe for those who hunt and eat bear is to take the tenderloin, cook it like this with a wild blueberry and mushroom sauce. It’s fantastic. I choose bear too. It looks just like this but replace the strawberry with mushrooms.

Edit: I’m not speciesist. I’ll sometimes choose man, but the preparation is completely different.

Man, I wish bear was safe medium like this. Unfortunately, that’s pretty much a guaranteed case of trichinosis.



In bear we trust 👁️



Meat with berries is not an absurd idea at all? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingonberry_jam

In fact, I ate some for lunch today. :D



Who am I to say, I am no judge of food. I eat marmite neat from the bottle.


That looks like a bear who could financially provide for me. I choose the bear.


All other berries and honey is ok, but the strawberries creep me out - idk why though

All berries matter

Especially when they’re in season.



That looks genuinely delicious. Though, I haven’t have breakfast yet.


I think this is just one step on the way to this meal’s final form: Sauerbraten.


The Bear-ality of man



Guess I’m saving up for a good fillet steak to try this out with.

Maybe mix the honey with water and glaze at the end of cooking - berry wise definitely a compote with black pepper?


People always ask man or bear when they should be asking bear or bull?


Manbearpig: half man, half bear, half pig


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