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There is “out there”, “bat-shit crazy” and…. This.


When Sovereign Citizenship meets programming.


Damn, that’s top-tier schizoposting

Someone forgot to take their meds



So this guy just forked another project - Proton’s Chatbot app of all things - and the only thing that’s changed is the readme has a bunch of schizophrenic time cube sovereign citizen diarrhea. Some choices were made here, that’s for sure.

if you look at the github profile, probably its wholly AI driven



This is a post on its Twitter linked in its Github:
https://nuku.trabun.org/BIGMONTIENERGY/status/2060520116165439946#m

What the hell.

Any other website linked in its Github doesn’t work expect one which is too broken to be a mistake:
https://montidroid-com.l.ink/

And this seems to be him lol (first result of searching his name and birth):
https://mugshots.com/US-States/Florida/Osceola-County-FL/John-Charles-Monti.5892549.html

Edit:
This readme was too weird not to look him up, like what’s he even up to?

That mugshot of from 2011, probably before he was “declared a Non-Jurisdictional Sovereign Entity under the strict protocols of the Monti Act of God Phenomenon.”

I’m sure it will protect him next time. I mean, it’s irrevocable!

Non-Jurisdictional Sovereign Entity under the strict protocols of the Monti Act of God Phenomenon

Fancy wording for “under gods law, i’m free”?



So it’s someone in w/ mental health issues falling deep into the AI psychosis hole. That’s sad.


Lol, he straight-up looks like Patrick Bateman.


Real life Donnie Darko



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Thus reads like one of those “forward this to 10 people or you will die” mails.

YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again



Uuuhhhhh… Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!



What is the?

Highlights:

  • “Serverless Legal Immunity” - the Principal is “Un-Hostable”
  • “Grand Trespass of the Soul” if you try to psychologically coerce him
  • “maritime Admiralty jurisdiction” - classic SovCit
  • Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
  • Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
  • Explicit warning to “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES” not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha…fuck


ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.



Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????



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