Dat README.md doe

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https://github.com/montinode/android-lumo

I promise I wasn’t reading it, I was traveling across it.

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Thus reads like one of those “forward this to 10 people or you will die” mails.

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YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again

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Uuuhhhhh… Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!

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What is the?

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Highlights:

  • “Serverless Legal Immunity” - the Principal is “Un-Hostable”
  • “Grand Trespass of the Soul” if you try to psychologically coerce him
  • “maritime Admiralty jurisdiction” - classic SovCit
  • Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
  • Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
  • Explicit warning to “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES” not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha…fuck

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ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.

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Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????

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Comments in Programmer Humor@programming.dev

There is “out there”, “bat-shit crazy” and…. This.

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When Sovereign Citizenship meets programming.

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Damn, that’s top-tier schizoposting

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Someone forgot to take their meds

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So this guy just forked another project - Proton’s Chatbot app of all things - and the only thing that’s changed is the readme has a bunch of schizophrenic time cube sovereign citizen diarrhea. Some choices were made here, that’s for sure.

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if you look at the github profile, probably its wholly AI driven

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This is a post on its Twitter linked in its Github:
https://nuku.trabun.org/BIGMONTIENERGY/status/2060520116165439946#m

What the hell.

Any other website linked in its Github doesn’t work expect one which is too broken to be a mistake:
https://montidroid-com.l.ink/

And this seems to be him lol (first result of searching his name and birth):
https://mugshots.com/US-States/Florida/Osceola-County-FL/John-Charles-Monti.5892549.html

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This readme was too weird not to look him up, like what’s he even up to?

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That mugshot of from 2011, probably before he was “declared a Non-Jurisdictional Sovereign Entity under the strict protocols of the Monti Act of God Phenomenon.”

I’m sure it will protect him next time. I mean, it’s irrevocable!

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Non-Jurisdictional Sovereign Entity under the strict protocols of the Monti Act of God Phenomenon

Fancy wording for “under gods law, i’m free”?

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So it’s someone in w/ mental health issues falling deep into the AI psychosis hole. That’s sad.

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Lol, he straight-up looks like Patrick Bateman.

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Real life Donnie Darko

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Time is a flat circle

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