RetroFedNew Law - every sports trophy needs to be a cup so teams can celebrate by drinking beer out of it immediately upon winning it
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All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base
Doesn’t happen in the immediate celebration but Stanley cup winners will do this all the time when the player has their day with it.
It happens once they get off the ice.
Why not shampaggen?
Found the Futurama fan.
Oh, are you also a Futurama coinasoor?
No but I’ve studied a broad or two
I can eat a hotdog underwater.
And a compartment for a non alcoholic beverage.
or a dildo
Or a bowl to eat nachos out of
Just bring some ducttape and tape the beer to it.