Mediocre_Bard_Redeux, mediocre_bard_redeux@lemmy.world

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

America is the dumbest fucking country.

I’m glad to see the rest of the world continuing to divest from the United States. Free market, babeeee!

I read that too. Good one.

Oh fuck yeah. That movie was wild and Sir Patrick Stewart delivered a truly evil performance.

Um, I gave up and went through a period of acute suicidality that required intervention. I didn’t die, but the parts of me that worried about stuff sure did.

I am much happier now because I know now that I can check myself literally whenever I want.

So, you know, however you want to clean up the phrasing on that, I guess.