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rule

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to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay #💗“s they have left in them
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prorule

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Microblog post: "Bro definetly uses pronouns". Reply: "everybody uses pronouns...". Reply: "Speak for self cause dont"
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I'd watch a movie about that

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Microblog post: Once a year, for 12 hours (7a-7p), any Pull Request will be accepted without any review whatsoever. All tech debt is legal. Introducing: The Merge
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Beautiful

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Microblog post: "NASA has released a photo of the lunar eclipse." Picture of the moon with the shadow of a group of robots riding a giant turtle
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deltarule

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Undertale/Deltarune creator Toby Fox donates $2,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQIA+ community. "I hope they'll make it more contagious", Toby Fox states.
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Did you do this at your highschool?

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In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit
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We need more cranks

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Picture of a Star Trek character saying: "I don't want to touch screens anymore, I hate it. I want dials, knobs, levers. Maybe even some cranks. Big chunky buttons. What's wrong with us? Why did we do this to ourselves?"
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magical rule

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magical girl whose civilian form is a "guy": yeah i'm staying in my magical girl form when i'm home by myself because i prefer it. her spirit guide: i've been waiting for you to get this far! i'm so proud of you! magical girl: what spirit guide: you're transgender! i've been trying to make you realize all along! every challenge you've faced so far was to help you gain the courage to be your true self: magical girl: ...dude. spirit guide: what? magical girl: what do you mean it was all to make me realize? spirit guide: i may have been behind the shadow beasts. a little. magical girl: people died, dude. what the hell? what the fuck is wrong with you?
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rule

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Asking for a wolfcut at the hairdresser and she looks at me and goes "Hmm, but you look more like a puppy?" Hi am I supposed to recover from this?
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A noble cause

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Picture of two clone troopers talking. A speech bubble is put so that it seems like a microblog post is what they are saying. The post reads: "i was made in a lab just to annoy you"
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imposterule

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Microblog post: "Pride flag in user name. Opinion is not valid". Readers added context: "The user in question doesn't have a Pride flag in the username but the flag of Germany". Below a edited image from the game Among Us. The User is assigned the roll "Crewmate". "Their is 1 Imposter among us". Below a set of balls in pride flag colors, of which one is actually the German flag.
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birule

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Microblog post: "What's the word for when hands are bisexual". Reply: "do you mean ambidextrous"
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Pick wisely

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Microblog post: "saw the word 'cis' written out for the first time in a while and first thought was the Confederacy of Independent Systems" - "the two genders" Picture of a game selection screen with the options "Republic" and "CIS"
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I knew it!

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Microblog post by a National Park Service: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.". Reply: "Who is running this account 😂". Reply by National Park Service is a picture of Capybara looking animal in front of a computer with a headset
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You're missing at least five

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"Just added login with Google, login with Youtube, login with OnlyFans ... to my SaaS. did i miss anything?". Photo of a screen with a bunch of "login with" options. The options are: Paypal, Stack Overflow, Youtube, Pinterest, Caution, OnlyFans, Roblox, Jollibee, Shopee, Fingerprint, Potato, Beef Caldereta, Settings, your Age, your mom, PDF, Pancit Canton, Calculator, Form 1337, your Address, Credit Card, National ID
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Don't you understand?

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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
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