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So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God?

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Conflicts in literature A nine panel meme aranged in three categoreis (accompanied by Daffy Duck cartoons) Classical: Man vs Nature, Man vs Man, Man vs God Modern: Man vs Society, Man vs Self, Man vs No god Postmodern: Man vs Tech, Man vs Reality, Man vs Author

So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God? 🤔

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I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King 🤔😁

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Post by geeky steven - Abortion is a right When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up. I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.

I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King 🤔😁

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Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'?

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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Schrödinger: Nice.

Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'? The author yawned because he couldn't be bothered to figure it out. 😂

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I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

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Post by dana bad My bf was like “sometimes you act like sherlock holmes but without the genius. Like you're always making weird observations but they're inaccurate.”

I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

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The book nerd commandments: 1

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A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous' Side by side photos of two people sniffing books. Fake Dictionary entry: book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing] verb 1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret 2. how book nerds get high

The book nerd commandments:1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

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It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness

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A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop. 1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED! 2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED! 3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED! 4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. 5: The little man looks concerned. 6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

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That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁 But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called?

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Post by Louise Jensen Duffy So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁 But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? 🤔 My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time 😂

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This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile 😜😂

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Drawing of a sorcerer sitting behind a talbe filled with crystalballs, on each ball has been editing in the text "unread book".

This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile 😜😂

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If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones 😂

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Photo of a turtle with a knife duct taped to it's shell. Caption: The slow blade penetrates the shield.

If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones 😂

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What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

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Photo of a sign in a bookshop window. In large white letters on a black background it says: FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

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Map of the Sojurut continent in the Age of displacement

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The digital version of this map was drawn from my pencil scribbling, which I guarantee you don’t want to see, by https://www.wattpad.com/user/edoggypaws

Map of the Sojurut continent in the Age of displacement.

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This is a Knome (short for Knowing-nome) drawn by @JJiawei on wattpad as a prize for winning a writing award 😊

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Drawing of a furry faced, spindly creature with big ears and sack like clothing and in a tool/book belt. Because everyone should have a book belt for emergency books :)

This is a Knome (short for Knowing-nome) drawn by @JJiawei on wattpad as a prize for winning a writing award 😊

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I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end?

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Two drawings of a woman reading with arrows indicating her attitude is going around in circles. Top: "I'm dying to know how it ends!!" Bottom: NO!! I have to read slowly, I DON'T want it to end!"

I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end? 🤔

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The definition of a good day 😁

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My boss told me to have a good day so I went home to read..

The definition of a good day 😁

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I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them!

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Cover a book I assume doesn't actually exist, with a 1950s looking picture of a young man pointing at an engine. Title: Everything I don't like is WOKE, a book for basic dickheads The young man saying: This engine is woke.

I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them! 😜😂

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I just discovered the Fanart friday tag so you're going to be getting some fanart of my story The Last Philosopher on fridays 😁

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The digital version of this map was drawn from my pencil scribbling, which I guarantee you don’t want to see, by https://www.wattpad.com/user/edoggypaws

I just discovered the Fanart friday tag so you're going to be getting some fanart of my story The Last Philosopher on fridays 😁

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All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

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A handwritten note on a marble countertop. "How do you console an English teacher?" "There, their, they're..."

All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

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Another older review, and I have to say I agree, what's better than "some good old cynicism and humour

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The Last Philosopher, an epic fantasy has mastered all of the essentials of the genre. The worldbuilding is incredible. And might I say I was very excited to see maps included in the chapters. Our world is important as it shapes not only the plot but the characters as well. I get the sense that in this first installment we are getting the tip of the massive iceberg behind the world of Huom. Something that you did incredibly well with was your characterization. Your characterization in this story was absolutely incredible. You showed us stellar characterization through actions and the inner thoughts of the characters themselves. Overall, this was a refreshing unique take on fantasy! A very engaging read. The pacing is a little slow but the pay-off and reward is so worth it in the end. And the plot has so much potential going forward. There is so much clever wit in this story as well which | thoroughly enjoyed! Nothing like some good old cynicism and humor!

Another older review, and I have to say I agree, what's better than "some good old cynicism and humour." 😁

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One of these is better than the others

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Meme compairing three Fantasy writers worldbuilding: J.K Rowling: Only start creating a lore after you already finished half of the series and keep adding stuff a decade after finishing it G.R.R Martin: Steal 90% of your deep lore from real life history and other authors to fill out your world map J.R.R Tolkien: Create an entire universe with a bloody, theological history with of hundreds of characters and dozens of devastating wars, then write a childrens book in it

One of these is better than the others... you know the one I mean 😁

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