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Happy reading! 😊

Times may change, but silly people are as silly as ever 😁

Puntastic! I see your use now punctuation 😂

I'm saying he IS right, and I understand! 😂

If I'm going to get all author fancy and put a double initial in my name, it's going to be C.M. and it will stand for Calculated Mediocrity 😜😂

Everything's more fun if it's a vice!😂

Worth it! 9/10 would go to hell again... 😂

I didn't know we got credit for Dune! 😂

When someone asks, "What is it?" and someone else answers, "It's a mystery!" I sincerly hope this is what they're talking about 😂

So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God? 🤔

I wouldn't say I hyperfixated, but Lord of the Rings was my first in a long line of fantasy crushes 😁

I'm not generally a fan of short stories but this I like 😂

I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King 🤔😁

Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'? The author yawned because he couldn't be bothered to figure it out. 😂

I never knew reading could trick me into loving myself, what can't it do! 😂

Do what you can and jump straight to acceptance 😁

I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

As far as I can tell whoever I choose I will be rescued, so the real question is who do I most want to hang out with 🤔😁 And that is a toss up between Vimes, Susan, and Esme...

The book nerd commandments:1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

Eww, no thanks, to people and self-help books 😜😁

Reading is an act of rebellion whether it's legal or not 😁

30 minutes of good reading will probably do the trick, no need to eat a whole book per day 😜😁

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

Now I personally haven't watched a lot of PBS.

People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator 😜😂

That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁 But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? 🤔 My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time 😂

I'm no expert on Dostoevsky, but from what I have read I have to say this is accurate 😂

Piles of books spark joy 😁

Fry: "Um... yeah, that ring's a bell."

The 10-foot-tall throne hails Trump for not focusing on the economy, but on “what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House.”

This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile 😜😂

If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones 😂

What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end? 🤔

The definition of a good day 😁

I know this fella is a realist, not a solipsist, but when realists start saying they don’t believe in real stuff, it’s just very funny. I love pretending to take them seriously.

I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them! 😜😂

All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

One of these is better than the others... you know the one I mean 😁

Remember kids, if it’s not from the red fash region of Russia it’s a sparkling fascist revolution.