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When someone asks, "What is it?

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Photo of a bookself with a sign saying, "Mystery" and all the books around with the title towards the shelf. Caption: Well played, bookstore, well played.

When someone asks, "What is it?" and someone else answers, "It's a mystery!" I sincerly hope this is what they're talking about 😂

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So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God?

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Conflicts in literature A nine panel meme aranged in three categoreis (accompanied by Daffy Duck cartoons) Classical: Man vs Nature, Man vs Man, Man vs God Modern: Man vs Society, Man vs Self, Man vs No god Postmodern: Man vs Tech, Man vs Reality, Man vs Author

So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God? 🤔

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I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King 🤔😁

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Post by geeky steven - Abortion is a right When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up. I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.

I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King 🤔😁

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Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'?

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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Schrödinger: Nice.

Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'? The author yawned because he couldn't be bothered to figure it out. 😂

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I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

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Post by dana bad My bf was like “sometimes you act like sherlock holmes but without the genius. Like you're always making weird observations but they're inaccurate.”

I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

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The book nerd commandments: 1

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A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous' Side by side photos of two people sniffing books. Fake Dictionary entry: book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing] verb 1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret 2. how book nerds get high

The book nerd commandments:1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

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It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness

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A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop. 1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED! 2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED! 3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED! 4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. 5: The little man looks concerned. 6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

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I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them!

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Cover a book I assume doesn't actually exist, with a 1950s looking picture of a young man pointing at an engine. Title: Everything I don't like is WOKE, a book for basic dickheads The young man saying: This engine is woke.

I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them! 😜😂

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