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Damn.

Now I wish I had a son…

My son is three. So I’m going to save this and hope it still hits in 12-15 years.



Kid wouldn’t get it if it bit him on the ear.


He’s on another level with puns like that.


I don’t get it

Its Mike Tyson, but you can split Tyson up into “Ty son” or “ty, son” or “thank you, son”


Mike “Tyson”

Ok but TF my dad on dude?

OP or someone adding a comment to the screenshot. Distracts from the joke IMHO

Distracts? It is pure gibberish.

“What the fuck is my dad on (like drugs or something) dude?”




“What recreational substances is my dad taking that he responds to birthday wishes like this?”

You ever lick Mike Tyson’s armpits? Only place on earth you can find “Tyson Juice”.

Who are you, violet08?




My guess, it means “the fuck is my dad on [about], dude?”. Or “[which drugs] is my dad on, dude?”. But same difference.


“The fuck [kind of drugs] are my dad on?”


Transform my dad on(to a) dude

It’s bptf





God. Fucking. Damnit.


Damn, dads an S tier shit poster.


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