He cooked

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Picture of a person in pants covered with lighting and shoes that look like rats captioned: the line between "he cooked" and "he's cooked" is razorthin
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Steal his look!

Rat loafers - Silvano Lattanzi - 10,000
Lighting trousers - Kiton - 3,500
Shirt - Target - 25
Jacket - Goodwill - 7

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No like literally steal his look and sell online for $7K

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This is what I imagine “real NYers” wear.

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He cooked [meth]

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Nice squeakers

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We should start using the term “burnt” for someone who cooked too much and became cooked themself or for when they fail to cook.

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how about crispy for folk like me who kept cooking even after they were burnt

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let me rephrase at some point i got high and switched from cooking to smelting and i’m not sure anyone noticed

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Understood. Here is a new reference image.

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got those “you should kill yourself NOW” pants

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He cooked is good, he’s cooked is bad. You’re either holding the pan or you’re in it.

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Unless they’re cooking meth

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