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Worlds tinyest fluffiest chef brings me an extra fry for being such a good patron at his all-avian-run restaurant.

He’s been bringing the items on that plate one at a time for the past 15 minutes and he’s still got a bunch more to go; I hope you’re going to tip well.

He must be trying to get a job at Red Robin




House sparrow is playing a soulslike irl


That’s likely the alpha male of his pack too. The bigger their bib signifies who’s the top bird. Also, house sparrows are invasive to the US and are aggressive enough to kill other local birds.

the others look female, but i’m no birdonomist.

Haven’t you mentioned ‘the others” i wouldn’t have noticed the other 2 birds


They look that way to me too.




There’s no way a five-ounce bird can carry a one-pound French fry. It’s a simple matter of weight ratios.

Wait a minute, supposing two birds carried it together?

What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?



You have to know these things when you’re a fan of french fries, you know.


That’s what the other birds are there for. So long as they get it on the floor, the three of them can tear the fry apart



smoll bt feerse


Is this in NL? It looks Dutch AF.


the one in the back is wearing a hat



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