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Should Barron Trump be drafted – or left alone to keep building his $150m fortune?
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return2ozmahttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/22/should-barron-trump-drafted
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He probably has bone spurs like daddy.
Lo, I suppose cowardice is hereditary in this case?
Can’t stand next to chicken shit without smelling of it.
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If you read the article, it states that this rumor was debunked.
Draft him, to the Navy, and cram him in a sub.
instructions unclear, crabbed him in a sum.
read? the article?? where do you think we are !!
Didn’t even need to be debunked.
While the army may have a height restriction, the Marines do not. You like crayons? Then you are good!
what the what?
He should be the first to be drafted, and sent straight to the front, as an inspiration to the youth of America.
Barron reportedly has a $150 million fortune. Tell Trump that he’ll inherit it if Barron dies, and he’ll put Barron on the front line tomorrow.
He should be tossed into the grinder first.
Everyone who votes to go to war should be the first to get drafted.
Agreed. Any politician who votes for war, should lead their troops into battle like the old kings.
Meanwhile at home, they can appoint someone to fill in their seat until (if) they return from war.
I hear Grindr is popular with MAGAs, and I’ve heard rumors that Barron may be on the team.
“every accusation is a confession”
If he were a better person I’d probably feel bad for saying it but he’s not and I don’t, so: good god he is a ugly. Looks like a younger smug version of his sperm donor. He looks like someone you’d have to keep your hand over your drink around. Yuck.
Nepo baby never having to work. A leech. A parasite. I’d say yes draft his ass so that he has some worth but he’d probably accidentally shoot someone. Or cry like a little bitch when he stubs his toe.
I mean, none of his kids are actually attractive.
A lot of weak chins.
Or on purpose shoot someone if the stories from his former nanny are true.
I think he should just be shot but meh
He should be deported because his mom is an illegal alien.
This is how all the ice shit works right?
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Is the desk frag proof?
He’s not the only son so he can go. Ship him out to the front lines right now.
Draft that little bitch
Imagine that! 150 million=150 houses that normal people would dream of owning and living in them for the rest of their lives forever. Its actually shit money if you think about it, but its big enough to employ a good 100 people.
Nah, he should be deported.
Send his ass to Iran, front line
There should be a law in every country that if the state initiates a draft all their eligible family members of those in power should be drafted for the front line first or else the firing squad. No exceptions.
It aint me, it aint me… I’m no president’s son…
Front line.
He’s a criminal, just like the rest of his family
Drumpf will tell kegsbreath to make him a general, just to piss everyone off, it’s his goal to see how much he can ruin the US before he groaks.
This is why the estate tax exists
Send his ass to the middle east, so he can become the leader of the IRGC, be declared the Mahdi, topple the American Empire, and then take over the world
These comments….as if this guy won’t be elected President in 20 years.
is he named after John Barron?
Yes
I agree that Barron should be on the list like everyone else, but first on the list? Should the child suffer from the sins of his father? That’s a tough one. I think the Bible says yes on that one but I’m still not sure.