breasts

This is depressingly quaint in 2026

Boobs are amazing. Prudes and religious dipshit fundamentalists are morons.

Boobs are only allowed if they’re making money, but even then not if it’s for yourself like some kind of Onlyfans whore. It’s only allowed if it’s making money for a corporation at your expense (preferably owned by men)

“Only guys I know that don’t like breasts are gay m’dude. Odd way to come out…”