RetroFedI just ate a banana
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mountainRadishI feel like a monkey… I also do really look like a monkey
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Starting at one end or corn on the cob style?
Corn on the poorn style
This is how to eat 2 bananas
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Did you start at the correct end? Your answer will have consequences.
Of course the wrong end, I never did anything right in my whole life
Sideways from the middle, then?
Me likey banan, me eat big beautiful banana.
Also, me now on throne, me peepeepoopoo
I’m not sitting down wind of you.
On a scale.of 1 to 10, how sexual do you think it looked to an outside observer?
0, based on how ugly I am.
So you got some tail, both front & back. Hope you had fun.
Was it one of these? https://lemmy.world/post/50213877
If it’sof any consolation, monkey’sgenerally don’t eat as many bananas as humans do
Nice username
Don’t stress bruss, before it had my kid i was a lot skinnier and have long arms, I looked like a Chimpanzee. Especially cause hairy and am very tanned. But now I can’t exercise and am getting fat and I’m losing my chimp look and now am more like Orangutang
This is my future self at the rate I’m going if the kid doesn’t start sleeping
This one looks like he come across the monkeys who just ate all the bananas… and ate the monkeys.
I mean, really, we all look like monkeys.