Maybe they travel around the universe just to document different big ass triangles. The pyramids are the reason they came. If we built a more impressive big ass triangle they might come back.
I wish i had the picture, but thise alens should have seen m’y 15 yo son, sands sculpture. It was a 3 foot.long sphinx with big fat butt and a dark mud poop. Hé dubbed it thé sphinxcter. Humain genius at work.
You think humans are the hybrid of them aliens and the cat dude? You like aliens fucking cats bro? That’s all of ancient Egypt ib a nutshell. Don’t do crack cocaine kids, cuz then you end up like me, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks impersonator extraordinare!
“If they’ve mastered big-ass triangles, than surely they’ve achieved world peace and conquered scarcity. Ah well, I guess there’s nothing else for us to teach them”
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This is my new favorite pyramids conspiracy theory: aliens arrived just after the pyramids were built.
Maybe they travel around the universe just to document different big ass triangles. The pyramids are the reason they came. If we built a more impressive big ass triangle they might come back.
I mean, the Luxor wasn’t enough? We even made it glow!
They still come but we never see them because they all keep going to the Bermuda Triangle.
lol
They should come back in a few thousand years for Fur Affinity. Then they can see some wild body plans.
I wish i had the picture, but thise alens should have seen m’y 15 yo son, sands sculpture. It was a 3 foot.long sphinx with big fat butt and a dark mud poop. Hé dubbed it thé sphinxcter. Humain genius at work.
I too wish you had a picture of these to gaze upon the glory the is Sphinxcter
Aliens see the pyramids and have the same conclusion as idiot conspiracy theorists that they were built by a 3rd alien species.
You think humans are the hybrid of them aliens and the cat dude? You like aliens fucking cats bro? That’s all of ancient Egypt ib a nutshell. Don’t do crack cocaine kids, cuz then you end up like me, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks impersonator extraordinare!
Romaine wasn’t grown in a day
I like that they speak from their eyes
Third eye, probably trying to draw telepathy
“If they’ve mastered big-ass triangles, than surely they’ve achieved world peace and conquered scarcity. Ah well, I guess there’s nothing else for us to teach them”
warps away
It’s weird that that alien has a hole in his neck in that one panel
I will say it’s ancient equivalent of “comissioning your grave into being made a modernist art display.”