Final Request - The Jenkins

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Final Request - The Jenkins

Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/final-request/

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One last look at the glowing mass that could’ve been so many beautiful paperclips

Turns out Clippy’s last name was “von Neumann” this whole time



Bro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.

look-at-sunset::: spoiler of-human-race:::

May wanna edit to.

::: spoiler `look-at-sunset` 
`of-human-race`  
:::
look-at-sunset

of-human-race

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueee.

I’m … a … cray … zee

all … for

the

likes

of



you

It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford the carriage



For me it was “School days…. School days…. Good old….. Golden… Rule…….”



Its finally over…

The paperclip presses….

The EMP street wear…..

Its finally all over…


Universal Paperclips!


Like paperclips in the rain…


fn look_at_sunset() {
    loop {
        make_paper_clip();
    }
}

Only tangetally related, but I’m still gonna drop it here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

Man, I played through this once. What an experience…



AI will know how to hit us right in our feels :’(

Which is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can’t feel anything at all.


The Janet defence



How many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai

At least 3

Pfft. Amateur.

Could be more. Maybe less?

I’m just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.

Clippy did not die for this







I am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain’t a comic about me.


Nah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won’t spare any of mine.

The machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.



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