Corn time, everyone get corny

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Corn time, everyone get corny
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We all just gonna ignore “corn bone” then?

That’s the only reason I opened the comments… To be fair though, I think I’m gonna adopt that term.


The strangest part is that they said “corn on the cob” before corn bone. What do they think the cob is?


Corn bone goes in corn hole?


I’m 90% sure I’ve seen a corn bone video.

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I just want to know how he made boneless corn in the first place



So

A corndog?

With extra steps

Technically less steps since the corn is unprocessed

Whole grain corn dog


Removing the core and replacing it is very much a process 😄

So is growing the corn and picking the corn and cooking the corn and buttering the corn and🤓






An elote dog would probably kick ass


Don’t you mean “corn on the dog”?


corn bone

bird leaf


left pic is corn mixed with some dough to bind, right pic i think they just stick an slice of hotdog at the end

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My partner is yelling at me that Jenna Marbles did this first.

She said she’s not yelling. She is just talking with a firm and direct voice.

Tell your partner thank you for me and that while she may not be yelling, it would absolutely be deserved. We’ve made it all the way back oaround


I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY JENNA MARBLES… in a firm and direct voice!!

She said she has never felt so welcomed on the internet before.




“What is the word for the thing inside corn on the cob? Huh, it’s impossible to know. Guess I’ll go with corn bone“

cob = corn on bone

“Corn on the cob” = “Corn on the corn on bone”

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Okay, how…?

Photoshop

Seen a few in your time, have you?




So a corn dog with less steps?

I don’t know about fewer steps. How does one remove the bone from the corn without the corn falling apart now lacking the structural support the bone provided?

Boneless corn don’t just grow in a field you know.


While somehow having simultaneously less steps…


And ironically, more corn.




The ratio of comments referring to corn bone are beginning to make me question my awareness of the world around me.

Are more of you aware of this term? Have I missed out on over a potential 30+ years of hilarity and innuendo?

Maybe I’ll stay in bed today.



Teach me this secret technique, sensei

That seems like a lot of work tbh



I ahve never seen something so disgustingly american


So a corn dog?

The only way this could be more literally a corn dog, is if it was a Dachshund coated in corn.



Yes, but who boned the corn in the first place? Jesus… get your weiner out of that corn, OP!


Damn this is some next level shit. I bet that hot dog goes flying out like a middle when you try to bite into it.


You don’t eat the corn bone?


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