Unhelpful Librarian

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I’m getting into woodworking, do you have any books on shelves?

Now thats a trick question my friend.

I’d only ask trick questions if I was getting into magic…




Fake. Librarians love to help people find information.

“omg I can’t believe someone finally wanted to find <insert librarian’s favourite obscure book>”



All I can think of is Conan The Librarian lifting the guy by the collar and asking “Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal system?”

All I can think of is Conan The Librarian lifting the guy by the collar and asking “Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal system?”

Conan The Librarian?

A skit from Weird Al’s UHF movie

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The millennial curse of thinking throwing a ‘fuck’ in makes it funnier

It truly is a curse. The poor librarian is probably surrounded by this all day.


Millennial? Roy Chubby Brown is technically pre-Boomer, and made a career out of throwing in unnecessary vulgarity.

Although you could argue that is necessary in his case because it’s well documented that he couldn’t get a laugh otherwise.

But there have been plenty of pre-Millennials doing, and enjoying, this sort of thing, so you can’t square this accusation at that generation in particular.



I mean it does not get any more “self help” than allowing someone to HELP themslves ? <j/k> #AgainstLearnedHelplessness


We need more librarians like this one

My middle school had a big titty goth librarian and it corrupted me from a young age so I think we should only have good catholic ladies as librarians.



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