This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York

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I actually don’t know why. Can someone fill me in?

Theyre being racist. Lower Manhattan and Williamsburg to coneyisland have been gentrified. There are still hold outs in china town selling cheap dumplings and wonton soup. And dupes for cheap

So what you’re telling me is that the good, cheap food that tourists crave are in the red labeled areas? Understood!

After some thought, its New York, so cheap is probably relative.

Yea. There’s at least 3 night markets In Queens where you can fill up on $10. And in The heights and the Bronx you can find restaurants under the train tracks selling crazy portions for $15




Because they’re in New York, but not Manhattan.



Better yet, avoid the entire country.

Me trying to avoid flock cameras be like



Better advice for tourists: Avoid the USA.


I love when maga-pilled tell people to avoid major parts of the country.

Why?

  1. They’re sensitive snowflakes who get butthurt if they see a LGBTQIA person
  2. Nobody wants them there anyways.

You could see a black person in Brooklyn!!

How preposterous to see a black man running around free! My word, they should immediately be put to work and if they refuse hung! That’s how we did it in the olden days and we should bring those back! /s

That’s what Make America Great Again always meant to them. And maybe the Gilded Age part too.

MAGA just wants to be openly racist and anti-LGBT+ again.





They’re the same type of suburbanites who think more than 3 black people in a half-mile radius constitutes gang activity



If you go to the Bronx a common morning greeting is YOU GOOD?! Say it loud and look them up and down a bunch. They’ll know youre from there

Is this not just what everyone everywhere does? presumably just in the local language, like “ni hao”


This wouldn’t get me shot, would it?

I can’t guarantee your safety




You can tell they’re not from New York because they circled part of New Jersey.

Otherwise I’d say it might be from a New Yorker telling people to stick to the tourist areas.

Really, everyone should stay away from all of New Jersey. Not because of anything racial, but because it’s New Jersey

real New Yorkers live in NJ, work in NYC

Pro tip: If you want a fight say this in any bar in the four boroughs.

Staten Island doesn’t count because it’s basically New Jersey.

Started island is more like Florida than New Jersey.



That’s quitter talk!



Jay and Silent Bob have entered the room …


It’s the armpit of America!

If the armpit worries you, you should avoid Florida as well.



Everything is legal in New Jersey.

Except pumping your own gas, and left turns



Making fun of NJ is like “omg epic bacon” or saying “I’m so random”. It’s really passé and unoriginal. It’s extra funny when the speaker is from, like, Mississippi or someplace that’s actually bad.




Maybe just fill in everything between Canada and Mexico as avoid




No airports for you


Telling tourists? That’s like screaming into the void.


What is the obvious reason they are referring to? I’m not from NY or America do I don’t have a clue.

If he’s a local: tired of seeing tourists

If he’s a tourists: bigot.



Went to Newark once and a couple nice old ladies exiting a beautiful local church told me to get the fuck out.


I assume this is trying to do a racism.


I like how it goes out into the water, like “even if you’re a fish!”


Last time I visited New York I stayed in New Jersey, in the red area, was a 20 minute bus ride from the port authority without traffic. Had Chinese food one night from the red area, is still the best American-Chinese food I ever had.


Oh, I know why…

There’s not much to see in the red areas. All the tourist spots everyone wants to visit while on vacation are outside them.


Just paint the entire USA red, fuck it.


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