You look around and realize your surrounded by the most articulate and interesting people in the world, and inside you know your just a lame jerkoff who has no business being there.
For example, you could say that you’re a free software enthusiast who’s so passionate about open source software, you use an open source social media app instead of the corporate spyware.
Only name and responsibility for this project. I want to remember the one person who is on the client side of my interface. The rest I may remember, but don’t need to.
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You look around and realize your surrounded by the most articulate and interesting people in the world, and inside you know your just a lame jerkoff who has no business being there.
Im in college rn and this is exactly what it feels like when my smaller classes do introductions.
I recommend making yourself more interesting.
For example, you could say that you’re a free software enthusiast who’s so passionate about open source software, you use an open source social media app instead of the corporate spyware.
The best is the first person to start it sets the template for everyone else.
Hi my name is ronald mcdonald, give job title, give boss name, say how long you worked here.
Hi my name is Sergio and I laugh like this: “huh huh HA HO huh…” Next?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello my name is Jack Meehoff and I am a sexaholic.
Like anyone gives a fuck and remembers anyway
A few of these wombles have escaped the confinement of the office and discovered the outdoors, and will do this at the start of an activity.
And I try and veto that whenever possible.
My name is Rod and I like to party.
My name is Buck and I like to F…
Cool beans, cool beans
Only name and responsibility for this project. I want to remember the one person who is on the client side of my interface. The rest I may remember, but don’t need to.
Courtesy? I mean come on, is it really asked to much to say your name and why you are part of this meeting?
“hi, I’m midnight, and I’m here because all you fucks need me, unfortunately. I’m also not getting paid overtime for this 7am meeting…”
Courtesy?
Courtesy starts at normal business hours. Ends with them too.
If I don’t know you already it means this meeting should have been an email
“I’m sippy cup and I don’t know why I’m here” has never failed to both get a laugh and be absolutely true.
Yes.
It makes the meeting artificially longer; if we would just get started, we would save save. Doing this is just being disrespectful to everyone’s time.
Its like 2 sentences, come on
But yet, your comment is only one. Curious.
This actress would absolutely ROCK playing character Kindra in a live action adoption of the game Artemis ( an S tier Adult Visual Novel).
“no”