RetroFedWould instantly buy (without the typo)
cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/43312931
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TropicalDingdong
WhatsHerBucket
seathru
MinnesotaGoddamFuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us
Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️
Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don’t want to be liquidated
NatakuNoxSucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.
Pope-King Joe
SundrayWhere do we train for robot cunnilingus?
Close enough
silver
I think you just hold the button until it resets. That’s what a friend told me anyway
nymnympseudonymPressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking
… can produce gushes
“Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!”
CelloMike*mad engineers
Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?
If they’re running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they’re mad empiricists.
CarbonIceDragonWho designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.
Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
petiteschoolgirlI prefer to stick to normal ones 😊
Old Sage Rick
Not with this nickname please
Don’t worry, I’m 18+ 😘
Damn, how many classes you fail??
ass > class
glad you like it! 😘 follow for more 💙🩵
actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼 Don’t worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀 Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊
With the quality of teledildonics these days, I’m already there…. W’s in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!
magnetosphereWhen the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.
LucidlethargyWhy is the “y” in you capitalized?
If the robot dick gets me high still then I’m in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop
👍Maximum Derek👍Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as “giving Robocop a blowie.” I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
qualiaAnd my gender identity is 01.
Comment crossposted from https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713
Ekybio
SylaranI had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.
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NGL, that shirt does go hard, especially as half my friends vape.
Clanksuckers
And my gender identity is 01.
Comment crossposted fromhttps://lemmy.world/comment/25026651I see you prescribe to the concept of binary gender.
Not at all, I use the set of real numbers from 0-1 since I’m a mathematician. The binary appearance was a trap which you’ve now fallen in!
So you’re saying that some genders are irrational…
Yet there are also infinitely many rational choices between 0 and 1!
Kinda makes me wonder why Bender famously has a shiny metal ass, but I don’t recall mention of his… stick.
Sigh it’s his antenna on his head