woopsies, i may have done some mass murder tehee

It really couldn’t be more obvious that I’m not from the US.

Please spare me that, because nobody reads that far on social media anyway. So you’re basically talking just to me right now, and I don’t get at all what you’re getting at with your slogans.

Seriously, don’t bother. Just don’t reply if you don’t have anything meaningful to contribute.

Edit: Go easy on the downvotes, too—smurf accounts don’t make your life any better; in fact, they make it pretty pathetic—even more pathetic than it already is, apparently.

To put it bluntly: The fact that you’re resorting to these measures proves my previous statement correct.