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Of course I dont daydream like that š„ŗ
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Donāt let it pass you bi
Canāt say Iāve ever thought about wifing one of my bros.
I honestly have never even thought of what they would look like in a wedding dress. Holy shit.
Then why is your nic ābi-zarrolandā, hmmm catfish?
You never fuck your friends.
Not unless youāve all drunk too much and at least three of you are down and no oneās trying to make eye contact. Ya know, normal social etiquette amongst friends.
Itās OK to make eye contact when youāre cumming ;)
Mine are usually rolled back a fair bit in that moment, but I do appreciate someone rubbing out the foot cramp on the odd occassion the intensity causes it. Thatās true friendship.
I feel like part of queer culture is that you always fuck your friends lol. Maybe I just hang out with especially slutty queers š
Hey, I didnāt say anything about how good I would look in a wedding dress.
I feel like something just unlocked
Come to the dark side!
You should look up āfirst look best man pranksā on YouTube.
This one is my personal fav and I do believe it was the one that started the trend too.
Goddamnit.
She is an angel in a polyester uniform.
Opportunity presents itself
Nope canāt relate to this at all
Why not! š”
I have this same syndrome, except purely heterosexual, and only for men Iām attracted to. Which I suppose is normal but then I get stuck at the social skills part where I get panic attacks and canāt talk when I see someone attractive. Which is weird because Iām smokin hot in a bikini and men are too scared to approach ME! š¤¦š¼āāļø It happened again yesterday š¢ Forever alone gorgeous people.
brother just another me
Mine is just this weird lounge with a bit of a liminal space vibe. Like in vegas one of the main strip themed casinos had this weird setup where you go in the bathroom doorway, but after the doorway and before the actual bathroom were these weirdly fancy lounges.
Anyway sometimes my brain goes in screensaver mode and Iām just sitting in the lounge and the people that go by irl sit in the lounge and eventually leave through the continue path.
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Whatās wrong with imagining your bro in a dress?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Absolutely nothing š
You know, fair point.
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