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They are probably less likely to be stolen though!

True.

The most stolen cars are the dull, popular models that can be striped for parts.

No one wants to ride around town in a stolen Lambo or Bentley, because even a dumb cop can spot that car.

Even Sherlock Holmes would have a problem picking out which 2021 Toyota was stolen.



Okay, but what if they were all ahegao stickers?

“do you know why i pulled you over?"
“No?"
“license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please”


People in the past couldn’t even fathom hundreds of girls about to receive sperm being plastered all over their buggies. What a time to be alive.


I’ve seen worse. What’s that other genre called? Futunabi or something

That word sounds like an Akkadian legal text from 1800 BC…




Barely related but I am constantly amazed by people who look at images like this and go “yeah I can name all of these characters from my head.” It’s a skill that should be studied.

Legit I don’t think I can recognize any of those characters, and I thought I was a pretty big weeb.

Maybe because it’s slop and they’re not actual characters.



I think they are all named Yuri, or something 🤷



Reminds me I saw a Hatsune Miku car the other day. Honestly, they make me smile and you likely imagine an otaku white incel guy driving it but I look over and the dude looks like a chicano gangster lol.

I mean, would a otaku white inc guy have enough money to do something like that?

Spoiler

Nah, they, like most people probably have barelly enough money for a car 💔

The funny thing is I live where there’s a lot of mechanics and detailers so I see it rather often because they don’t need to afford it– they own the machine that does the wrap or know a guy. Lol


Maybe it was the only used car they could afford.




Exactly. Cops don’t want to start the “Best Girl” debate in the middle of traffic because they know how contentious that can get.


Time for my ahego wrap

And then, every time you go to get it washed:



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