Years ago I heard an Australian man say "vajoiner" and it has had a lasting, negative impact on my mental health

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That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, “I’m on the rag so you’ll hafta chuck it in me dumpah.”

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I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

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It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

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It’s banned in most western countries

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I heard it differently:

“I’m a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike.”

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How do you feel about minge?

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The character from the Simpsons?

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Marge’s mangy minge

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I remember this episode.

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With my hands usually.

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Oprah’s minge?

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Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I’ll probably regret it afterwards

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ffs it’s spelt vagynoir, yanks… always have to change the King’s English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

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Missing an extra “r” varjoiner

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Ah here. Australians don’t pronounce R’s.

Harbour = haabaa.

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Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

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Thank you for that visual!

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I was going by the “naur” instead of “no” that you sometimes hear

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Ah I was just slagging :) but yeah I hear you

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Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

“I speak Australian.”

grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

“Vogoiner!”

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Awww that wasn’t a gay joke, it was an Australian joke, Ref!?

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Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn’t need to take her home….

If I didn’t meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.

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