RetroFedIs that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me?
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call dibs on the inevitable yeast joke
Looks delicious, would love to eat it! 😋
But can you find the starting point?
I just ask whoever gave me the bread the best manner of eating it. Every loaf is different you know.
I could eat a loaf for hours.
–Nick Cage
That quote lives rent free. So fucking creepy lol
Honestly, it has tainted peaches for me.
I think it has a yeast infection
Sorry, someone else already called dibs.
I should call her.
Do NOT call her.
Breadussy ! Hot and moist
Sourdough Bread Boussy
American Bread
Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:
I wanna eat that bread.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fleshlight, 2500 B.C.
Lesbians 🤝 Ducks 🤝 Bank robbers
“Let’s get that bread!”
Be sure to warm it up first before you dive in
Something something footlong
Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts…
It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can’t find the gif now though…
But now you can make them at home!!
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Commercial-snack-food-baker-3-pcs_1600491706715.html
Yeasty goodness
Looking submissive and breadable
Sourdussy
Drip some Mayo on it and smash it.
It seems okay from the outside but I’d like to see the crumb before I call it a success.
Did she post a picture of a nice spread for us?
At least the yeast has been neutralised