Me too! Or not? Whichever!

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Well sry for talking about things i find interesting i guess

I do not forgive you. Everyone should be talking about the things I find interesting, and/or setting me up to make lame, tasteless jokes.

Okay, not to be weird, but I looked at your history to see what you find interesting and contribute but…

“Man dies after being shot by Madison Police Department officer"
“Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight”

I don’t want to talk about your things :(

I just happened to stumble on to those and then notice no one has posted them here yet. I also like drinking cough syrup too transform into a pirate, and ghost alien robots.

Ohhhh now we’re talking my language. So ghost alien robots. How does that work?

It was on an old webcomic. I think it was Any Day Happy Day.

There are so many ways to do it. You have an alien robot who dies, then comes back as a ghost. Or an Alien Ghost in the Machine. Or a ghost alien has sex with a robot and their child is half ghost alien, half robot. Or an alien… fuck, I’m getting dizzy. Need to go huff more cough medicine.





Shit. Sudoku time then 😔


You’re just mad you’re not on it.


Maybe it’s time you wrote some code then




I am on that list for some reason. I have no idea what Tesseract is, I have no interest in Tesseract or its creator and I don’t give a shit about any of this.

But when it was brought to my attention that I am on this rando’s shit list, I took a minute to go to his community - hosted on his own instance apparently - and left a comment on his thread about the blacklist to tell him he’s just not that important. And now I’m banned from his instance altogether apparently.

And you know what? Strangely enough, I still don’t give a shit 🙂

But I will say this: what a sad, empty life this poor man must lead to feel the need to curate a Fediverse blacklist.

There’s only like 20 people that post on this thing and apparently he blocked like 75% of them.

All the more despondency I feel being weighed, measured, and found acceptable



I was looking forward to reading it but I’m only getting “Not found.”

Am I the only one or did it just go down?

He nuked it I think

He added a poorly written DDOS script to his main page to attack db0, I’m guessing that his hosting account was suspended after a complaint about it.

That would be funny if it weren’t so damn sad.





I am on that list for some reason

This holds up, I have a positive tag on you like eery other name I’ve recognised on the list.


Man, I agree with your comment you left there; he needs to get over himself.

While I didn’t read his whole rant, I read a good bit of it. He does have a point, in that he’s not obliged to accommodate users, and nor are we obliged to use his client.

This is basically history repeating itself again with the Beehaw defederation. Fitting with the motifs associated with history repeating itself, the repeat is a temu knock off of the original.

In both cases it seems pretty immature, at least in approach, but structure isn’t necessarily bad and it’s a big ocean.

This is basically history repeating itself again with the Beehaw defederation.

I’ve been around the fediverse longer than the age of my account would suggest, but I missed the drama around Beehaw somehow - what was the story there?

Beehaw is by approval only for accounts. They’re really clear about this, but they also went through a huge defederation with a lot of big instances.




You didn’t have to be so nonchalant about it. You’re really acting like an extreme- oh…. Yeah, as you were.



I see someone’s not on the tesseract list ᗜ⩊ᗜ

I have my own tesseract anyway, and it’s way nicer.

With hookers and blow?

See? This guy gets it





that dead horse should be leaking a slurry of beans


Why is he beating a sleeping ass?

We all know you know why. ;D



less pathetic than trying to distract from all the bad feels with beans and corn


there is karma?!?

No, only dopamine.

Inject those beans straight in the brain


Only throw, no take.



Idk, but when I do something and my number for that thing gets big it helps me forget what a failure I am for a few seconds. So it works the same as reddit karma.

Hey dude, sending you love for who you are. Take it! ❤️‍🔥

I really appreciate it. I’ll probably just sell it for drugs, though.

Drugs is your failure, then, you mean?

God no, drugs are the only thing I’m great at. Well, drugs and spouting bullshit.

Then what makes you such a failure, in your mind? If you want to share, of course.






Have some Lemmy gold kind stranger 🥇




sorry you didn’t make it to the list it is really nice here


what is the tesseract list and how do i see it?

Simply unalign yourself from the 3d plane and peer through the inter dimensional fence. When a being of 3+n dimensions (where n>1) passes by, ask them if you may see the list of all tesseracts in existence. Prepare for a lot of rejection, most higher-dimensional beings are dickbags who don’t respect us. Be sure to wear goggles or they’ll try to spit on you, and believe you me you do not want 5d saliva in your cranial cavity.

Also, the tesseract list is very long but simultaneously compressed into a single point, so the only way to read it is all at once. Be ready for that. You might want to call ahead to nearby inpatient psychiatric services and tell them you’re about to go quite mad.


  1. Click the search icon.
  2. Type “Tesseract” as your keyword
  3. Set parameters to title only, top posts of the week

oh damn, how the hell did i end up on there qwq

Probably that time you killed all those people, or stopped that guy from killing all those people.






The issue isn’t who or what was on the list, the issue is that the list was hidden. One of the biggest issues with Reddit is that they can censor people they disagree with even against the will of the users. Tesseract was doing exactly that on a platform specifically designed to prevent it.

Sure, different instances can have their own block lists, and users need to find one that works for them, but those are all clearly listed. This one was hidden, causing people who thought they were getting all the information available to them on this platform to instead be getting a tailored list of only what information was deemed acceptable by some person they don’t even know. It’s a major problem.

I’d have assumed someone with an @bookworm type server thinger would have picked up on the subtle subtext of beating a dead horse. Of course, maybe you did but were all like “Nah, fuck that, this bitch ass horse deserve some more beatin’ on.”

Never assume anyone understands anything - if there’s something important people need to know, shout it from the rooftops until everyone in the world can recite it in their sleep, and even then don’t assume they’ve truly understood it.

There’s no such thing as beating a dead horse on important topics. Not to mention that the thing that’s getting beaten is the “I’m on the list lol!” crap - there’s been far too little discussion about the censorship issue itself.




I’m just so tired, man. Such a fucking reddit-esque drama it is. Bunch of dudes getting obnoxiously excited about a nothingburger, repeating over and over how it feels great to be on some list and that they sooo don’t give a fuck about it. They less they give a fuck, the more they post about it.

Look here, kid. We both never heard of tesseract before. I’ve never heard of you before. You’re just a username to me. I don’t give a fuck you yield a search result on some fucking github repo.

You’re not even real people, just random sentences and voices in my head. Sometimes you get too quiet to hear so I have to hold this black mirror up to my eyes to see what you’re saying.



Tesseract bad! ICE bad! Upvote now, quick!


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