On my way to steal yo girl

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On my way to steal yo girl

I really need to stop shitposting when I’m drunk and feeling low.

But how else am I supposed to cope than by annoying you all!?

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Not if I get there first!

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Stopped by your mom’s for a quick upgrade!

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Aww, it even has training wheels.

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Here’s that hug you didn’t ask for. Sick meme.

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Here come dat boi

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Oh lawd he comin’!

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No wait. This is a banger

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My beloved is rather attached to her hands.

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But they’d look so good as my dining table centerpiece!

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I’m concerned you may have taken my reply as a plea. Dear sir, it was not a plea, rather it was a warning. Attempt to obtain her digits (and palms, knuckles, et cetera) and you yourself may be unhanded.

also I’m sorry you’re feeling low. post through it til you’re sober buddy. This is a good thread.

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I appreciate that friend.

Though my hands might also make a nice centerpiece.

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Ah yes, but our wetnurse is squeamish. Best that we do not trade hands, seems like dreadful business.

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Gross. Like in a box or something?

Oh, wait. my girl loses her hand, can she get it replaced by a fleshlight, instead of like a hook or whatever?

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