We now pause for a moment, take a break from the tesseract drama, and reflect on what truly makes our community beautiful and unique.
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Aw shit, the beans are back in town
Friday night, they’ll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino’s Bar ’n’ Grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the beans want to fight, you better let ‘em
That jukebox in the corner blastin’ out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won’t be long
Won’t be long ‘til the summer comes
Now that the beans are here again
They never left
🫘➡️👄🫄⏱️🍑📢💨
Never has a full story been told in so few characters
The tesseract thing tried to take away our beans
Banned! 😠
I’m on the beaneract list. 😔
“THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATING BEANS!”
🫘
“You… want me to heat those up for you?”
Hrrn. Fine like this.
You’re locked in here with me!
blue penis
slammin back a couple of cold beans with the bros on the weekends never gets old
Crack open a fine logger, so named for the healthy logs formed after you consume
“We’re cooked” said the background voice.
But how will everyone know how awesome/lame I am because I was(n’t) on the banlist?