POV: you're caught laying on the floor too long

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POV: you're caught laying on the floor too long
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Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.

I gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb

She’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.

You bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.





It’s still warm, we can sleep on it.


just need to add 1 doggo and this is me irl. i just wanted to straighten out my back!


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