I’m sick of BIG BREAD trying to control our minds with FAKE MELONS of dubious origin—we, we, we, we, we don’t know WHO’S making these or WHY they wanted to assassinate Alex Jones, but word is they’re in bed with the Japanese Iodine lobby, and, and, and Mr. Takamura who loves iodine CONTRACTED melon-makers for their experience in cloning objects so they could CLONE Alex Jones with bread and, and, and, into a bread-based lifeform, and, uh, continue to sell iodine.
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There’s even bread! Couldn’t have chosen a better life.
yeah… about that bread…
It’s quite rare that I felt betrayed by bread.
To be fair, it’s on me buying it not knowing the word “melon” is for its appearance, not its content.
I’m sick of BIG BREAD trying to control our minds with FAKE MELONS of dubious origin—we, we, we, we, we don’t know WHO’S making these or WHY they wanted to assassinate Alex Jones, but word is they’re in bed with the Japanese Iodine lobby, and, and, and Mr. Takamura who loves iodine CONTRACTED melon-makers for their experience in cloning objects so they could CLONE Alex Jones with bread and, and, and, into a bread-based lifeform, and, uh, continue to sell iodine.
Kewwi, ya don’t get it. You get married to avoid taxes.
I got married once. Don’t recommend.
Is that… a melonbread bean bag chair?
And when I want fcuky time, I play dark souls.
Taken? More like playing Tekken