I’m a school bus driver. A couple of years ago a first grader said “mister bus driver, I don’t want to offend you but your ears stick out like an elf’s”. Long story short, I ended up telling him there is no Santa Claus. My favorite part of this story is the absolute unmitigated horror it evokes in most people when I tell it, like I hit the kid with a cattle prod or something.
I’m a skinny boy and regular jeans don’t look right on me, especially contrasting with my skinny arms in a t-shirt. Skinny jeans are always in for me! 🤠
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This is old one.
I’m a school bus driver. A couple of years ago a first grader said “mister bus driver, I don’t want to offend you but your ears stick out like an elf’s”. Long story short, I ended up telling him there is no Santa Claus. My favorite part of this story is the absolute unmitigated horror it evokes in most people when I tell it, like I hit the kid with a cattle prod or something.
That’s not a nice reaction to fashion advice.
Depends on how that advice was delivered.
How should I take it when people point and vomit
Skinny jeans have been out for more than a decade, where did the guy even get them?
This story is a decade old, too
I don’t think its a guy wearing the jeans, judging by the photo of the poster.
Hey no judging
Skinny jeans were never in.
I’m a skinny boy and regular jeans don’t look right on me, especially contrasting with my skinny arms in a t-shirt. Skinny jeans are always in for me! 🤠