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“Folks, we’re gonna have a great depression. No really, it’s gonna be great. Some people say it will be the greatest. It’s gonna be tremendous. Like no one has ever seen before. Sleepy Joe Biden couldn’t do it! Horrible administration… and they stole the election. They said it couldn’t be done, but we have some great folks who put their great minds together to make it happen. Only this administration’s tremendous willpower could have done this. No one else in history… they said the 1930’s had a Great Depression… it was weak, pathetic, orchestrated by the deep state democrats. We’re gonna show them how it’s done, folks. No Great Depression has been or will ever be greater than this one. I’m telling you folks, this one will go down in history!”