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Rookie mistake. Murders happen only in those quaint villages where you stop accidentally.
yeah i stopped everywhere intentionally. best vacation i’ve had in years. only person who got murdered was the, uh, nevermind.
Those were all just accidents. Sandford is the safest town in the country.
If you want something done right…
You’re suppose to move there from the big city. Or get transferred.
I came from SCANDINAVIA to a quaint English town with significant naval history and I didn’t witness even a single horrific murder!
Total ripoff!
You missed the dead body floating near the Öresund bridge!
In my defense, being in the western half of the country heading West makes it very easy to miss stuff happening in the eastern part 🤷🏻
Even Midsomer?
The audience for this joke must be so small on Lemmy, but I appreciate you.
Man, Michael Shannon looks grumpy!
Maybe get better at murder solving
Wrong part of the UK. Should have visited Barnsley
sounds like a skill issue
Did they even try being a profession that has nothing to do with law enforcement but somehow being taken as seriously as the real detectives because they live in a quirky house?
beika town in detective conan took them all
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Rookie mistake. Murders happen only in those quaint villages where you stop accidentally.
yeah i stopped everywhere intentionally. best vacation i’ve had in years. only person who got murdered was the, uh, nevermind.
Those were all just accidents. Sandford is the safest town in the country.
If you want something done right…
You’re suppose to move there from the big city. Or get transferred.
I came from SCANDINAVIA to a quaint English town with significant naval history and I didn’t witness even a single horrific murder!
Total ripoff!
You missed the dead body floating near the Öresund bridge!
In my defense, being in the western half of the country heading West makes it very easy to miss stuff happening in the eastern part 🤷🏻
Even Midsomer?
The audience for this joke must be so small on Lemmy, but I appreciate you.
Man, Michael Shannon looks grumpy!
Maybe get better at murder solving
Wrong part of the UK. Should have visited Barnsley
sounds like a skill issue
Did they even try being a profession that has nothing to do with law enforcement but somehow being taken as seriously as the real detectives because they live in a quirky house?
beika town in detective conan took them all