wxyz so overrated 🥱

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Elemenopee is the undisputed high point.

It’s the only other starting point when trying to figure out where something is in a library or something.



Call me crazy but LMNOP stands on the shoulders of HiJK. Give my boy at least a B

My thoughts exactly. You need a build up for a drop to really hit which HIJK carries with beauty and grace

It’s the ladders on the slide.



🐝

His name is George :)



Hard disagree on WXYZ. C tier. Maybe B tier at best.

I’d knock down even further than that, tbh.
C at best.



I have bad news on how it’s taught now

Right. By alphabetical order of pronunciation.

Aitch, are, ayy, bee, dee, dubble-yuu, cue, eee, ecks, eff, el, en, em, ess, eye, jay, jee, kay, oh, pee, see, tea, vee, why, you, zed.

dubble-yuu, cue en, em You sure?



Abc def ghi jkl mno pqr stu vwx yz



The “updated” alphabet song need not be mentioned

by a ducken pidgeon alrite depth: 2

Uh what

Jeez, they can’t make the AI sound human, so now they’re trying to make the kids sound like AI.

The awkward rests between Q and W are terrible.

Wait, you’re not saying this channel is AI are you?

Not really, I know nothing about the channel. It’s just the songs rhythm lacks any real variance and emotion, something that AI could replicate.

If they teach kids that’s how to sing/talk, then the AI voices will suddenly sound “human”.

The scuttlebutt is that the LMNOP section is hard for kids to learn, especially ESL kids. Slowing down that section helps them distinguish between each letter. Personally I was taught each letter individually alongside the song. Even as a hearing impaired individual I never really had an issue with that part. I am not a child educator though, so maybe there’s more research backing this up than one 30 year old anecdote.

Here is patient zero according to some light googling. That song came out 16 years ago, looong before we knew how goofy AI sounded.





by They/She/It(Uppercase) depth: 4


For the curious, it’s because some kids were singing “LMNOP” and thinking “elemenopee” was all one letter.


by a ducken pidgeon alrite depth: 4

This version sounds like it’s for babies!

Seriously though, i can imagine a two tiered elementary social structure developing around if you like the esol version or the og version





Long live Zed.

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.



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Just how I remember learning it in elementary school.



LMNOP feels like you’re going down a slide.


Twinkle, twinkle little star

Baa baa black sheep

Quand trois poules vont au champ




I read about somebody naming their kid Abcde, claiming it was pronounced like ‘ab city’… meanwhile, Elemenope and Kiuares were right there.

Just tell everyone that Elemenope is a Greek name.



I like wxyz in french. I took french like 30 years ago but the alphabet was sticky and still gets lodged in my brain sometimes due to the last bit.

(This is phonetics/pronunciation, ofc, same melody)

Doobluh-vay (double v), eeks (x, but you saw a mouse), eegrek (????), zed (zed sounds much cooler than zee, which ironically sounds more French to me)

Hands down the best part of the French alphabet.

I’m Italian and the letters sounds similar to French: doppia vu, ics, ipsilon, zeta. But the standard Italian alphabet only has 21 letters, and w, x and y are not part of the alphabet (together with j and k).

By the way, the name of “y” in French means “greek i”


I think the British use zed also don’t they?


When I learned German alphabet Y is _epsilon _…



Elemeno Peeeee


Had a kid recently…. They changed the song so LMNOP isn’t so rapid fire for new babies

How secondhand do the babies have to get before it speeds back up?



I will dare to mention the new version; LMNOP is knocked down a peg because those bastards have confused young children for centuries! The new king is XYZ, especially with that non-letter &.

Forget that Mozart played the original melody in the Twelve Variations!

That said, shout out to the rollercoaster one Simple Songs did. I am partial to their ABCDEFGH.

by a ducken pidgeon alrite depth: 2

I’m trying to picture how this sounds. If it is “zed”, does it just not rhyme with T-U-V ?

T-U-Ved, W-X-Y-Zed

Seems alright to me.


It would sorta rhyme with X instead?

Double U Ex, Y and Zed

Idk




QRSTUV being ranked so low is purely a skill/commitment issue. You’ve gotta hit that shit with gusto, stick your chest out and enunciate every letter like it’s Les Mis or a military march. KYOO! ARRRR! ESSSSSS! TEEEEEEYOOOOOUVEEEE.

It’s one of your few opportunities to hit a nice, long, steady stride.


sure, but move “WXYZ” up if you pronounce it “zed” but drop it down 3 for “zee”.

bee cee dee eee gee pee tee vee

“oh cool we have that awesome linguistic pattern that is on 8 letters already, want to round it out with that?”

“nah”

“zed”



Are you, Just Kidding about that C tier?



Wow, another “ee” sound purist huh?



Imagine not putting all of RSTLNE in S tier, SMH


I want to see how other languages put this. People pronounce the letters slightly different from one language to the next.

Pretty sure elemenopee is universally S-tier in all languages.

Source: Wordologist, Ph.D.

I’m actually curious how it’s sung in Spanish, they have a few extra letters in the critical range.

l, ll, m, n, ñ, o, p

I took Spanish in highschool but that was a long time ago. I vaguely recall learning a weird version of the alphabet song that starts with A, B, C, CH, D, E, F as the first grouping, but I can’t recall how it went past that.



I think WXYZ is the best part of the French alphabet. Doublavay, Eeks, Eegrek, et Zed



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