‘Baked bean cans’: Emirates boss to reject Boeing planes

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https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/business/companies/baked-bean-cans-emirates-boss-to-reject-boeing-jets-20260721-p60h1q.html

Lemmy-worthy title if I’ve ever seen one.

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giacomo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

2 weeks ago

discusting how he is slamming baked bean cans

meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com

edited 2 weeks ago

At least those are periodically screened for their safety by an independent government agency and don’t get to self-certify they’re safe for consumption

Tikiporch@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

Absoulutely tearable.

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one

2 weeks ago

baked human beans, that is

Chakravanti@multiverse.soulism.net

2 weeks ago

Of course. What good is a door never being there when it looks like it is right up until you need it?

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