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Very few things will stop you faster than one corner of the car scraping on asphalt

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Don’t think they meant that one, bud.

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It’s Monday for Jesus too.

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If he’s taking a wheel instead of the steering wheel, then I’m guessing he wouldn’t be too good at driving, either.

It’s like when people say, “Jesus, help me with my art history final,” he’s probably going to say, “Like, I’m a carpenter, dude. Do you want a better desk to study at or something?”

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Jesus hates truck drivers. Jesus is based

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