What is the BRAT diet? Wrong answers only.

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Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.

It’s for Homeopatic cancer prevention.

Cancer accumulation.

You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers




You eat small edgy dolls


Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.


you can only eat subaru pickups


Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu

This is the diet for me. I had to look up Ricciarelli and it sounds just like an Italian cookie I love, except what I’m familiar with are horseshoe shaped. I’ve also had a very similar pinole version.



From the brats that I know I think it’s monster energy and takeout/spicy chips

Yeah nah the brat diet doesn’t entice me that much, I want to hear what the brat tamer diet is.

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  • beer
  • red bull
  • aspirin
  • tacos

Only eating Charli XCX, obviously

I should try this diet.

Yeah I’m not usually a fad diet guy, but I’m willing to give that one a try




You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.


Girl dinner.


Beer and tobacco.

mainly leaves and grains.


B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice


Charli XCX’s 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it’s cocaine.


Bratwurst
Rhubarb
Alcohol
Tangerines

The recipes are wild.


You can only eat misbehaving children


Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats


Everybody knows it’s bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.

The “I’m 18 living on my own for the first time” diet.

Ooo yeah, bananas, ramen, applesauce, tequila



Heh… tequila to get toasted



Broccoli

Radishes

Algae

Tarantulas


Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.


Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco

I’m down, shit. I’ll do the veggie chopping as long as we skip eggplant.

How about no eggplant or zucchini, I can replace with courgette and aubergine




Boy Rats Are Tasty

Lots of protein.


Mdma

Boofing and Really Awesome Techno




It’s merely a modest proposal


Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.


Beer Radish and Tab


IDK what they eat but they drink Prime


Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila


Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!


B ussy

R imming

A nalingus

T umeric


I mean… I had rum and french fries for dinner 3 times last week



Bratwurst

Rød pølse (danish hot dogs)

Andoulli sausage

Tiny hot dogs


(Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don’t forget to prepare it in your


Bratwurst

bRatwurst

brAtwurst

braTwurst


Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet




Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate

Too soon?


Cooking and eating unruly children.



It’s when you subsist on Lower Class Brats songs during the night hours.


You eat negative calories only, so that your head looks giant in proportion to the rest of your body


Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.


BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.

Originally called "kasln", the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it “Fleischkäsebrät”. Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.


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My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids…

If they’re being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD


Bouillon Rennet Artichoke Toes



Bacon, rats and toilet paper


Busty rodents and twigs


The primary diet of citizens of the Bratwurst region of Bavaria. Consisting of beer, cheese, mustard, and of course BRATWURST!


Beer, Red Blood, Aloe Vera, and Tea


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