Maybe Jake is a Cake. He kind of âwasâ a puppy in âanotherâ time. I mean, I am all with that Cake. The one that met the snake/wyrm/? memory eating, dream shitting, otherworldly, pizza eating, Cosmic Owl Brother!
Itâs fun to flirt, isnât it? Especially when there are so many sweethearts who you know will just be so cute when they finally blossom. If I think theyâll appreciate the attention, I give it to them, as I know how affirming it is to be wanted for who you want to be.
Imagine living life alone and missing your âsoulmateâ because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.
Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasnât realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are âpreorderingâ by hitting on this person cause theyâve already realized theyâre trans.
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âPreorder your local transbian now for only 15 BlĂ„hajs and a yearâs supply of E!â
Look, Iâll sweeten the deal. You can have me for free, please just take me.
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free you say? hmm :3
To a good home! :3
Free and opensource? :3
Spawncamping
Iâm in beta test already à«źâ ÂŽ êł `âá Needs more bug testing though :3
*hug testing
Test was successful. But data insufficient :3
Testing must continue. At the end, there will be cake.
No cake for puppies though :3 I could be delivered in a cube with a heart on it.
Puppies can have cake too. Just need to do the daily squats.
Maybe Jake is a Cake. He kind of âwasâ a puppy in âanotherâ time. I mean, I am all with that Cake. The one that met the snake/wyrm/? memory eating, dream shitting, otherworldly, pizza eating, Cosmic Owl Brother!
Beat the rush! Reserve your cutie-patootie today!
I wish qwq
Disgusting! Where???
If only I didnât know which anime this is from đ
So say we all.
I wanna be pre-orderedâââ
Why do you think people on here have flirted with you for years? :3
becuz its funny and kinda expected and just the vibe here and what u just doâŠ.
its what ive been doing too recently.
Itâs fun to flirt, isnât it? Especially when there are so many sweethearts who you know will just be so cute when they finally blossom. If I think theyâll appreciate the attention, I give it to them, as I know how affirming it is to be wanted for who you want to be.
its only fun to me cuz i wanna make peeps feel smol and loved.,.,,.
my past partners all turned out to be lesbian and i still didnât get it
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Imagine living life alone and missing your âsoulmateâ because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.
Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasnât realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are âpreorderingâ by hitting on this person cause theyâve already realized theyâre trans.
I did miss that connection đ€Šââïž thought it was normal I hate preorders bullshit
donât preorder though :3 (unless itâs a cute trans critter, of course)